Hello, I’m the Mayor of Gonorrhea

Getting a swab shoved up your schwanz may soon become a mark of honor.

Thanks to a new initiative by MTV, you can now earn Foursquare badges for taking your tubesteak to the doctor. That’s right: Heading in to a health clinic after you score will score you the meaningless but somehow appealing “GYT: Get Yourself Tested” distinction. (It might also relieve that burning you’ve been experiencing in your fun zone, but that’s nothing new.)